Shipping policy

Free shipping on orders over $70. Load up. Dad would want you to get your money’s worth.

Order Processing
Orders are typically processed within 2–3 business days after they’re placed. During peak periods, like Father’s Day and the holidays, processing times may vary. Even the Society’s finest need a little extra time when the whole Brotherhood shows up at once.

Shipping & Delivery
Once your order ships, delivery typically takes 3–5 business days, depending on your location. That’s roughly the time it takes to “get around to” that one project in the garage.

Order Updates
We’ll send you tracking information as soon as your order ships. You can monitor its progress from the front window like a true professional.

Secure Checkout
All payments go through a secure, encrypted checkout system. It’s guarded more closely than the thermostat, and that’s saying something.

Please note: delivery times are estimates and can be affected by carrier delays, weather, or other factors outside our control. We can’t control the weather. Dad can’t either, but he’ll still tell you what it’s going to do.